I met him when I was drawing and writing about the Occupy protest camps and squats for this blog. Here are some extracts:
20 May 2012
Occupy camp, Finsbury Square
'Does anyone know how to tie a hangman's noose?' asks Tom, aka Johnny Teatent.
'Ask Charlie or Fern,' responds another Occupier automatically.
'Why do you want to know?' I ask.
He wants to hang bankers in effigy from the trees in Finsbury Square.
6 June 2012
Occupy camp, Finsbury Square
Remains of rain-soaked sketches of Tom (hand peeling clementine, right) |
Later he emails to the clique (I quote exactly): 'Banging castle built. Campfires. If anyone wants to hammer. Slash come down take pictures. it is getting to be an awesome barricade.'
14 June 2012
Occupy camp, Finsbury Square
Roaring-boy blond-bombshell Johnny Teatent, aka Tom, dropped out of a philosophy course and won’t be going back. ‘Teatent’ in this context isn't about cucumber sandwiches: it’s the Occupy hangout for the homeless, the disaffected or the alienated.
Tom is wearing jeans decorated with scarlet spray-paint. He
glares at his phone: ‘More emails. I want more emails.’
He’s built a barricade out of inner-city detritus, aspiring
to a glorious last stand against the bailiffs. I think of Peter Pan and the
Lost Boys without a Wendy. Two Portaloos, a bonfire in a brazier, a mains water
pipe, adrenaline and testosterone are inside the barricade.
Tom feels sidelined by the Occupy cadre; he's
impatient with members whose souls yearn for flip-charts and meetings about
the names of meetings: ‘Occupy’s press strategy is completely xxxxed,’ he
says. ‘Look at this fortress. Look over there at London’s big iconic buildings.
It’s like Asterix. It’s like a World War Two outpost. It’s got to be on the
news. They’re directing me to stop people lobbing bricks when the police come.
Why the xxxx should I bother. The camp’s been co-opted by people who want it
to be a talking shop. I don’t do that.’
Tom with Ella and fortress |
He’s also frustrated by the lack of wi-fi. ‘I tried to go to the library but I had holes in my shoes.’
He flops on a muddy sofa, strums a guitar, dries a saturated pair of trousers over the bonfire. He takes the drawing: ‘I’ll use it for my propaganda.’
A man says, ‘He looks like James Dean in that picture.’
9 November 2012
Cross Keys squat, Chelsea
'Can you help us move to the new squat?'
I feel like Wendy with the Lost Boys. Or Ragueneau in Cyrano de Bergerac, the pastry-chef-poet who turns up with sustenance and transport when things get rough for the ramshackle Gascon cadets.
I hear a whisper. It's Margaret Thatcher saying the Good Samaritan had money. I've got enough cash for dog food and toilet paper.
In the sunless public bar at the Cross Keys, groaning figures wriggle out of sleeping bags. Tom stretches, rolls a fag and looks into the gas flame-effect fire. The light on his perfect cheekbones is Caravaggio. I don't have my drawing kit with me.
After much nagging from me he lugs some clothes out to the car.
'Cool car,' he says.
I haven't got time to tell him he's an activist and cars aren't cool.
23 March 2013
Festival Hall; the Elephant squat
Tom (left) is refused permission to speak further |
Outside the auditorium, Occupy is having a meeting. Activism and satire are an awkward mix. They create conflict in the soul of Johnny Teatent, aka Tom.
In the squat |
The victim - the former owner of the dreadlock - has asked me to cut what
happened.
Some people leave the meeting in a sweary flurry. Chaplin's sentimental music swells.
Next, we head for the squat pub quiz.
The
quiz is at Eileen House, Elephant and Castle, a brutal architectural
disaster and subject of an eternal planning dispute. I am accused of
seeking glamour in going to the squat. I wish.
'Is the asbestos on this floor?' says someone. Shrug. There is bright cheerless office lighting, a room full of bikes, grey everywhere, a couple of friendly dogs.
My friend Orlando goes to buy himself some tobacco. He comes back. He's left the tobacco in the shop. He goes back for it. Orlando and Tom are probably cool but I don't have a cool gauge. Tom has front teeth missing - knocked out by police, he claims.
Tom, Orlando and I are a team, the Radical Quiz Faction. The questions are monotonous.
'What does LASPO stand for?'
'Name two open-air squats in London.'
PS the tip of the dreadlock is now part of my drawing kit. I am unapologetic. Tom gave it to me.
21 October 2014
Some people leave the meeting in a sweary flurry. Chaplin's sentimental music swells.
Next, we head for the squat pub quiz.
'Is the asbestos on this floor?' says someone. Shrug. There is bright cheerless office lighting, a room full of bikes, grey everywhere, a couple of friendly dogs.
My friend Orlando goes to buy himself some tobacco. He comes back. He's left the tobacco in the shop. He goes back for it. Orlando and Tom are probably cool but I don't have a cool gauge. Tom has front teeth missing - knocked out by police, he claims.
Tom, Orlando and I are a team, the Radical Quiz Faction. The questions are monotonous.
'What does LASPO stand for?'
'Name two open-air squats in London.'
PS the tip of the dreadlock is now part of my drawing kit. I am unapologetic. Tom gave it to me.
21 October 2014
Parliament Square
I stop in the square on my way to the launch of a book, The First Miscarriage of Justice by Jon Robins. 'Can I come with you?' asks Tom, who yearns for the glory days of Occupy camped on chilly cobbles outside St Paul's Cathedral three years ago ('I want to get my hair cut outdoors smoking weed'). I don't think I'd get Tom through security at Portcullis House.
In the rapid sketch below, Tom is the figure holding the guitar (red) sitting under the statue of Lloyd George.
I'll leave you with his voice:
http://occupynewsnetwork.org/blog/hobo-hilton-heir-apparant-to-st-pauls-evicted-on-oct-19th/
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