Sunday, 1 April 2012

Your desperate internet search terms

How do people land on this blog about drawing? To find out, I go to ‘Traffic sources’ and look under ‘Search keywords’.

And an oracle speaks. Obscurely:

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Your blogger

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None of these search terms has appeared on this blog.

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