I'm a local resident - one of the few around in my road this bank holiday.

This morning I start drawing members of the Elimu Mas Band getting ready in the Paddington Arts building, but I begin to shiver on a hot day, leave early and make my way home.
The hundred-plus Batala drummers, sounding like the apocalypse, open
proceedings and I pause to watch their complicated cornering manoeuvre
into Westbourne Grove.

I revive at dusk and wander out. Concerned citizen journalists are videoing something through gaps in a hedge: police are subduing someone in a garden. But that means riot police and - oh joy - horses.
People are entranced. Pat-the-horse becomes the only game in town. 'I could stay here for ever,' says one boy as his girlfriend pulls him away.
One drunk boy offers to punch a horse. 'I really wouldn't do that,' says the rider.
'What a shitty carnival,' says a drunk white girl wearing hardly any
clothes. In one sense she is accurate: as I walk past the villas
tonight, the faecal smells are horse, fox and human; the neighbourhood
dogs will have a diverting walk tomorrow morning.